Uh... so that I have some content this month that is NOT about FMA hahah..
Most of people who know me are aware that
evilpenguini and I exchange cows as gifts. This is something that has gone on since high school and is not likely to change after more than 20 years. It's even to the point now where there is sometimes bleed over from other friends and family getting us cows. So needless to say amongst all the dragons, there are in fact a fair quantity of interesting cows.
My rose recent acquisition is a draft dodger. You know.. one of those things you put against the bottom of the door to keep the drafts out. I put it against the basement door to keep the musty smell of the basement out of the house. It's much more attractive than the old towel that is often there in damp weather. Anyway, so this particular draft dodger is in fact a cow... a very odd looking cow with two very long legs going in opposite directions, and a head in the middle... oh... and it has a cowbell.
Earlier while I was in the basement, having left this unique cow lying in the middle of the hall while I was down there. (Obviously I can't put the cow back from the other side of the door.) I heard my roommate come out into the hallway upstairs and exclaim "AAHHHH! COW SNAKE!!!"