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House Rules
2007-Aug-14, Tuesday 02:161) If you are the opposite sex from me, never EVER appear naked in front of me without MY express permission. PERIOD. I don't give a rats ASS if you are asleep. If you are naked the door is closed. It's common courtesy. Thanks. if it's 67° outside, I guarantee you I will NOT be running the air. That's what windows are for. (Be aware that if you were very very sick and it was not self inflicted, I might have some sympathy for some unexpected nudity. This was not the case.)
2) There is not to be drama in my home. If you live here, you can talk to me about problems plenty, and I will listen. I will NOT feed your issues, I will talk to you and help you deal with it. Do not call someone else who will create drama out of your problem either unless you fully plan to remain elsewhere the entire time, and leave the person helping you have drama outside my home.
3) Never ever touch my beers. (this has not been an issue since the previous roommate... I'm just stating what should be obvious and wasn't in the past.) I RARELY ever buy them and a 6 pack will often last me more than a week if I do have some. NO you can't have one. Don't even ask, and NEVER EVER take one without asking and inform me later "oh I grabbed one of your beers." (This also applies to my cooking wines, some are cheap, but some are very expensive. Having half a bottle of expensive sake disappear last year did not amuse me at all) Don't use them.
4) People who live here may be here any time they want. That doesn't mean that other people can automatically be here any time they want too. If I am going to have a house full of people, I'd like more than 3 minutes notice. Thanks.
5) NEVER EVER EVER leave glasses (or any other dishes) sitting on the counter unwashed. I cannot get my hand down inside a glass you have used to get the goo out of the bottom after you have left it sitting on the counter. ALL dishes used must be washed immediately. I realise that I have bent this rule some recently myself, but it's me that has to deal with it then... and I don't know what to do about these three glasses on the counter because my hand is NOT fitting inside them.
Thanks for listening. Sorry for bitching but GEEZE! Thanks so much for the eyeful.
2) There is not to be drama in my home. If you live here, you can talk to me about problems plenty, and I will listen. I will NOT feed your issues, I will talk to you and help you deal with it. Do not call someone else who will create drama out of your problem either unless you fully plan to remain elsewhere the entire time, and leave the person helping you have drama outside my home.
3) Never ever touch my beers. (this has not been an issue since the previous roommate... I'm just stating what should be obvious and wasn't in the past.) I RARELY ever buy them and a 6 pack will often last me more than a week if I do have some. NO you can't have one. Don't even ask, and NEVER EVER take one without asking and inform me later "oh I grabbed one of your beers." (This also applies to my cooking wines, some are cheap, but some are very expensive. Having half a bottle of expensive sake disappear last year did not amuse me at all) Don't use them.
4) People who live here may be here any time they want. That doesn't mean that other people can automatically be here any time they want too. If I am going to have a house full of people, I'd like more than 3 minutes notice. Thanks.
5) NEVER EVER EVER leave glasses (or any other dishes) sitting on the counter unwashed. I cannot get my hand down inside a glass you have used to get the goo out of the bottom after you have left it sitting on the counter. ALL dishes used must be washed immediately. I realise that I have bent this rule some recently myself, but it's me that has to deal with it then... and I don't know what to do about these three glasses on the counter because my hand is NOT fitting inside them.
Thanks for listening. Sorry for bitching but GEEZE! Thanks so much for the eyeful.
