Stolen From gangrel_pri

[ishte]

Well.. apparently...
I could survive for 1 minute, 35 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor
Thankfully, I'm at my mom's and NOT chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor.

Also, I'd just like to say that If I were chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor, I would cut it's head off with my sword. Also, before the velociraptor happened I would have already cut off the heads of the people trying to do the chaining and would have left. Because I'm just a badass that way. *Snort*

Comments

[marynachaotica.livejournal.com]

*ROTFLMAO*

I've seen you in action with that sword, or a practice one at least in this lifetime. You'd commit mass carnage alright.

On the other hand I'd be running to fast for anyone to catch me, and chain me to said bed. Velociraptors are rather huge, so it would be hard to miss seeing it standing there! HELLO that's a dinosaur...oh hell no you're not.....ZING I'm gone. More than likely going to retrieve a weapon of appropriate proportions to take care of said dino! Hell with a sword...I'm so NOT getting that close!

[ishte.livejournal.com]

No no... you're mixing Velociraptor with Tyranasaurs or Allosaurs. Velociraptors were only about the size of a turkey.

Really, my first thing, since obviously if someone managed to chain me to a bed with a velociraptor (without THEM getting snapped) would be to try to get the raptor to snap down on my chain hard enough to break it. Then I could get away and it would be stuck dragging a bunk bed behind it. Barring that, it'd grab it by the head and hope it was like an alligator unable to open it's jaw with much force... and then try to break it's neck. My fight or die instinct is very strong on the fight side.

[marynachaotica.livejournal.com]

OH! Yeah I get the dinos mixed up quite a bit. Size of a turkey? Hell I could take one of them on. Do a Rambo on it's neck.