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Stolen From [livejournal.com profile] gangrel_pri

Well.. apparently...
I could survive for 1 minute, 35 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor
Thankfully, I'm at my mom's and NOT chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor.

Also, I'd just like to say that If I were chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor, I would cut it's head off with my sword. Also, before the velociraptor happened I would have already cut off the heads of the people trying to do the chaining and would have left. Because I'm just a badass that way. *Snort*
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[identity profile] marynachaotica.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
*ROTFLMAO*

I've seen you in action with that sword, or a practice one at least in this lifetime. You'd commit mass carnage alright.

On the other hand I'd be running to fast for anyone to catch me, and chain me to said bed. Velociraptors are rather huge, so it would be hard to miss seeing it standing there! HELLO that's a dinosaur...oh hell no you're not.....ZING I'm gone. More than likely going to retrieve a weapon of appropriate proportions to take care of said dino! Hell with a sword...I'm so NOT getting that close!

[identity profile] ishte.livejournal.com 2008-09-19 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
No no... you're mixing Velociraptor with Tyranasaurs or Allosaurs. Velociraptors were only about the size of a turkey.

Really, my first thing, since obviously if someone managed to chain me to a bed with a velociraptor (without THEM getting snapped) would be to try to get the raptor to snap down on my chain hard enough to break it. Then I could get away and it would be stuck dragging a bunk bed behind it. Barring that, it'd grab it by the head and hope it was like an alligator unable to open it's jaw with much force... and then try to break it's neck. My fight or die instinct is very strong on the fight side.

[identity profile] marynachaotica.livejournal.com 2008-09-19 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
OH! Yeah I get the dinos mixed up quite a bit. Size of a turkey? Hell I could take one of them on. Do a Rambo on it's neck.

[identity profile] floranna.livejournal.com 2008-09-18 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, I made that same test and I would survive only 54 seconds. You're tough! Xb

[identity profile] ishte.livejournal.com 2008-09-19 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think 54 is all that bad either. hahaha. I'm not sure, but I think I gained points for going to high ground. Who knows. Maybe not, maybe that's like having a killer in the house during a horror movie, and running upstairs when I should be running out the door.

[identity profile] marynachaotica.livejournal.com 2008-09-24 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Or looking back while running away, to see where the killer is. Which is incredibly dumb...a) you'll fall and he's got you b) somehow he's gotten in front of you, while you were looking behind and....c) look out for that...*crash*...tree. killer has you.

And what's with those dingbats wearing high heels and hardly anything else? Me...I'd be tossing those high heels off, grabbing jeans and tshirt, sneakers...my gun....the tazer...sword....

[identity profile] ishte.livejournal.com 2008-09-24 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Right... you're doing all this packing and gathering and dressing and undressing when? while the killer is in the house chasing you? I think not.

Chuck the heels right away obviously... (though I'd much lament if I had to chuck my Austens I have to say.) But run in what you have on, and pick up whatever weapon happens to fall into your hand as you pass it. if it's the Louisville slugger, that's what you have. No going back for tazers, swords, pistols, rifles... you don't get to choose what you get. You roll the dice, and only things that pass within reach of your hand for one grab get to go with you. It might just be a big stick hanging from a tree... and if it does not come off you better let go of it and keep running too.

Run where there is light. Run where there are people who are awake. Run where the cops are and where they care. Don't run up stairs, don't run into a deserted building, don't run into a cellar. Run OUT the door towards town, and scream the whole way. Don't look back... if the killer grabs you from behind, you tuck down and throw him ahead... then turn right and start running again... when you know he's behind you, you can always turn left back towards people.

[identity profile] marynachaotica.livejournal.com 2008-09-24 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
*chuckling*

Let me re-phrase that a wee bit. Unlike the dingy broads one sees in these horror flicks, there is usually within easy grabbing reach one of the mentioned weapons...wherever I happen to be in the house. Well this house anyways.

And if some crazed killer breaks into here, I'll hear them and have time to grab jeans, tshirt, sneakers...as they're always within reach of my hand. I've become quite adept at jumping into clothes at high speed. Sneakers are already tied, but in a way all I have to do is scoop them on.

Yeah there's a few of my heels that I'd mourn losing...but if it's you vs. crazed maniac...eh...easy sacrifice! Heck use em as a weapon if you have to!

*nodding* If whatever you grab as a weapon doesn't come easily, forget it..keep going! Something else is bound to show up that'll work in some fashion.

Run at angles to the light and road if ya hafta...keep making angles but always towards the known safety. It'll baffle the pursuer.
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