Stolen From gangrel_pri

[ishte]

Well.. apparently...
I could survive for 1 minute, 35 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor
Thankfully, I'm at my mom's and NOT chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor.

Also, I'd just like to say that If I were chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor, I would cut it's head off with my sword. Also, before the velociraptor happened I would have already cut off the heads of the people trying to do the chaining and would have left. Because I'm just a badass that way. *Snort*

Comments

[ishte.livejournal.com]

Right... you're doing all this packing and gathering and dressing and undressing when? while the killer is in the house chasing you? I think not.

Chuck the heels right away obviously... (though I'd much lament if I had to chuck my Austens I have to say.) But run in what you have on, and pick up whatever weapon happens to fall into your hand as you pass it. if it's the Louisville slugger, that's what you have. No going back for tazers, swords, pistols, rifles... you don't get to choose what you get. You roll the dice, and only things that pass within reach of your hand for one grab get to go with you. It might just be a big stick hanging from a tree... and if it does not come off you better let go of it and keep running too.

Run where there is light. Run where there are people who are awake. Run where the cops are and where they care. Don't run up stairs, don't run into a deserted building, don't run into a cellar. Run OUT the door towards town, and scream the whole way. Don't look back... if the killer grabs you from behind, you tuck down and throw him ahead... then turn right and start running again... when you know he's behind you, you can always turn left back towards people.

[marynachaotica.livejournal.com]

*chuckling*

Let me re-phrase that a wee bit. Unlike the dingy broads one sees in these horror flicks, there is usually within easy grabbing reach one of the mentioned weapons...wherever I happen to be in the house. Well this house anyways.

And if some crazed killer breaks into here, I'll hear them and have time to grab jeans, tshirt, sneakers...as they're always within reach of my hand. I've become quite adept at jumping into clothes at high speed. Sneakers are already tied, but in a way all I have to do is scoop them on.

Yeah there's a few of my heels that I'd mourn losing...but if it's you vs. crazed maniac...eh...easy sacrifice! Heck use em as a weapon if you have to!

*nodding* If whatever you grab as a weapon doesn't come easily, forget it..keep going! Something else is bound to show up that'll work in some fashion.

Run at angles to the light and road if ya hafta...keep making angles but always towards the known safety. It'll baffle the pursuer.